had a nice meal of baked rice today that left mi feeling sinful but it did satisfy my weird craving fer food..haa

one of those days my dad starts nagging
here are some interesting range of topic he covered
1) "pls remember to call ur brother in australia.. i will pay for the cost"
2)"tell mi honestly, do u haf a boyfriend" .(i had to bite my tongue and try not to laugh n act nonchalant..)
3)"aniway its better to haf one when yer older..and if u haf one..must bring him to show mi.. "(yeah over my dead body ..).
though i m not listing wat are some criterias he stated.its so funny..
4) ur face is too oily...i tink u need to eat more fruits and less oily stuff"
5)"u haf pimples( 1 onli lo!) on e side of ur face..better cut ur hair or tie it up"
6)"do u drive ani friends to sch"(i wonder if he had found any traces of evidence in e car)..
7)"so hot, why neber on air con arh"
8)"dun go swimming la..it will make u age faster(is he insinuating i haf aged??!) go swimming nxt time when u get married and haf kids den u can teach them how to swim." (whats the connection HUR????!!)

and was reading sociology
so it says being emotionless is a masculine trait..hurhur.. now wat.. further pt to show i am MASCULINE hur..
and it says..child bearing is a privilege of woman..ya i m sure the pain is..